“When am I gonna need to cook tiramisu? Am I going to be a chef? No. There’s three weeks left of school, give me a fuckin’ break! I’m sorry for cursing.”

-Seth, Superbad [2007]

“But I’m gettin’ outta here. I’m… I smell ice cream!”

-Chunk, The Goonies [1985]

“Since you’ve all been such good boys and girls, I would like to take everybody in this entire audience out for milk and cookies. There are buses outside. Everybody follow me.”

-Andy Kaufman, Man on the Moon [1999]

“You want to find an outlaw, hire an outlaw. You want to find a Dunkin’ Donuts, call a cop.”

-Leonard Smalls, Raising Arizona [1987]

“You can’t say your favorite kind of cake is birthday cake. That’s like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal.”

-Tom Haverford, Parks & Recreation [2009]