“I feel it’s like, it’s more like going a national park or something. And there’s, you know, they preserve the moose. And that’s, that’s my childhood up there on stage. That moose, you know.”

-Derek Smalls, This is Spinal Tap [1980]

“Listen, your job is to back me up, because you’d starve without me. And you, your job is to shut up.”

Sundance Kid, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid [1969]

“She’s uh… she’s got sandy blonde hair. She’s uh… pretty good looking face, but I’m just getting really… just kinda TO’d because… I mean she hasn’t even sent me a full body shot yet.”

Kip Dynamite, Napoleon Dynamite [2004]