Plates & Dishes


“Let me tell you something. I haven’t even begun to peak. And when I do peak, you’ll know. Because I’m gonna peak so hard that everybody in Philadelphia’s gonna feel it.”

-Dennis Reynolds, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia [2007]

Hank Hill: Firm but with a little give. Yup, these are medium-rare.

Bobby Hill: What if somebody wants theirs well-done?

Hank Hill: We ask them politely, yet firmly, to leave.

-King of the Hill, Season 12, Episode 6

“He was like, “It’s authentic Vietnamese. I read about it on Yelp!” I was like, “It’s not authentic, OK?” You can tell, first and foremost, by the name, ’cause it don’t got a number in it.”

-Ali Wong, Baby Cobra [2016]