“Why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food?” -Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation [2009] Hey, we love the Best Brunch Spots in SLC for their creative breakfast dishes and mimosas, but sometimes you just need a two egg breakfast,…
GEORGE: Salsa is now the number one condiment in America. JERRY: You know why? Because people like to say “salsa.” “Excuse me, do you have salsa?” “We need more salsa.” “Where is the salsa? No salsa?” -Seinfeld [1992] If you…
“Since you’ve all been such good boys and girls, I would like to take everybody in this entire audience out for milk and cookies. There are buses outside. Everybody follow me.” -Andy Kaufman, Man on the Moon [1999] We love…
“Or, instead of that, we could go see The Pixies and The Mars Volta play a show.” -Aaron Green, Get Him To The Greek [2010] Whether you are into big name touring artists, underground hip-hop and indie, or want to…
“If I had the power, I would blow out the brains of every thief in the territory, and I despise the whiskey maker more than I do the thieves.” -Brigham Young, Noted Utah Whiskey Distiller I’m wondering if we should…
“Soon it was commonplace for entire teams to change cities in search of greater profits. The Minneapolis Lakers moved to Los Angeles where there are no lakes. The Oilers moved to Tennessee where there is no oil. The Jazz moved…
“Anyway, uh, I was working as a busboy in a hotel, and uh, uh, she was sitting, drinking her coffee, and she was so beautiful, and I say hi to her. That’s how we met.” -Johnny, The Room [2003] Like…
“Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is shit but, hey, I’m in a police station.” -Roger “Verbal” Kint, The Usual Suspects [1995]…
“Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen.” -Sterling Archer, Archer [2012] At this point I don’t think I can start…
Popeyes and Chick-fil-A can keep arguing on Twitter about who has the best fried chicken sandwich. Over here at Salt Plate City, we already know who has the Best Fried Chicken in Salt Lake City, and we are clucking sure…
