“When am I gonna need to cook tiramisu? Am I going to be a chef? No. There’s three weeks left of school, give me a fuckin’ break! I’m sorry for cursing.”
-Seth, Superbad [2007]
“I feel it’s like, it’s more like going a national park or something. And there’s, you know, they preserve the moose. And that’s, that’s my childhood up there on stage. That moose, you know.”
-Derek Smalls, This is Spinal Tap [1980]
“You look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah.”
-Weasel, Deadpool [2016]
“So I’m here in Utah. I love coming to this state. We’re talking about great people. We’re talking about lots to do. We’re talking about lots of community. And what does that give you? It gives you a place where people love to go out and eat.”
-Guy Fieri, The Mayor of Flavortown
“I’m just a bill. Yes, I’m only a bill. And I’m sitting here on Capitol Hill.”
-Bill, Schoolhouse Rock [1975]
“Listen, your job is to back me up, because you’d starve without me. And you, your job is to shut up.”
Sundance Kid, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid [1969]
“You want us to gather on your terrace to sing a song, have a glass of wine, the three of us?”
-Justine, Melancholia [2011]
“Check it out. I think you’d dig Provo. You could do well there.”
-Turk Malloy, Ocean’s 11 [2001]
“This week he moppin’ floors, next week it’s the fries.”
Kanye West, Gold Digger [2005]
“She’s uh… she’s got sandy blonde hair. She’s uh… pretty good looking face, but I’m just getting really… just kinda TO’d because… I mean she hasn’t even sent me a full body shot yet.”
Kip Dynamite, Napoleon Dynamite [2004]