“We’re in a pub! What’re we going to do now?”

-David, Shaun of the Dead [2004]

“Soon it was commonplace for entire teams to change cities in search of greater profits. The Minneapolis Lakers moved to Los Angeles where there are no lakes. The Oilers moved to Tennessee where there is no oil. The Jazz moved to Salt Lake City where they don’t allow music.”

-BASEketball [1998]

“She looks like a cocktail waitress on an oil rig.”

-Scott Donlan, Best in Show [2000]

“Take car. Go to mum’s. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.”

-Shaun, Shaun of the Dead [2004]