“This week he moppin’ floors, next week it’s the fries.”
Kanye West, Gold Digger [2005]
“Let me tell you something. I haven’t even begun to peak. And when I do peak, you’ll know. Because I’m gonna peak so hard that everybody in Philadelphia’s gonna feel it.”
-Dennis Reynolds, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia [2007]
“The review for ‘Shark Sandwich’ was merely a two word review which simply read ‘Shit Sandwich’.”
-Marty DiBergi, This is Spinal Tap [1984]
Hank Hill: Firm but with a little give. Yup, these are medium-rare.
Bobby Hill: What if somebody wants theirs well-done?
Hank Hill: We ask them politely, yet firmly, to leave.
-King of the Hill, Season 12, Episode 6
“He was like, “It’s authentic Vietnamese. I read about it on Yelp!” I was like, “It’s not authentic, OK?” You can tell, first and foremost, by the name, ’cause it don’t got a number in it.”
-Ali Wong, Baby Cobra [2016]
“It’s cool man. Chili and donuts ain’t working out for me no-how. Maybe it’s time for a change.”
-Roscoe, Black Dynamite [2009]