“Uh, guys? Olympus would be that way.”

-Hades, Hercules [1997]

“Anyway, uh, I was working as a busboy in a hotel, and uh, uh, she was sitting, drinking her coffee, and she was so beautiful, and I say hi to her. That’s how we met.”

-Johnny, The Room [2003]

“You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado.”

-Weasel, Deadpool [2016]