“Listen, your job is to back me up, because you’d starve without me. And you, your job is to shut up.”

Sundance Kid, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid [1969]

“Ah, well, sir, I feel like a, like a slice of butter… melting on top of a big-ol’ pile of flapjacks… yeah.”

-Private Miller, Pineapple Express (2008)

“Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.”

-Jim Halpert, The Office [2007]