“When am I gonna need to cook tiramisu? Am I going to be a chef? No. There’s three weeks left of school, give me a fuckin’ break! I’m sorry for cursing.”
-Seth, Superbad [2007]
“You want us to gather on your terrace to sing a song, have a glass of wine, the three of us?”
-Justine, Melancholia [2011]
“I’m suggesting that you leave before I have to get snooty.”
-Maître D, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off [1986]
“Soon it was commonplace for entire teams to change cities in search of greater profits. The Minneapolis Lakers moved to Los Angeles where there are no lakes. The Oilers moved to Tennessee where there is no oil. The Jazz moved to Salt Lake City where they don’t allow music.”
-BASEketball [1998]
“Oh no, you’ve got to go downtown, George. It’s all downtown. Just like the song says.”
-Mr. Wilhelm, Seinfeld [1996]