“When am I gonna need to cook tiramisu? Am I going to be a chef? No. There’s three weeks left of school, give me a fuckin’ break! I’m sorry for cursing.”

-Seth, Superbad [2007]

“I’m from the South Side of the North Pole, man.”

-DJ Donnie, Fred Claus [2007]

“You can’t say your favorite kind of cake is birthday cake. That’s like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal.”

-Tom Haverford, Parks & Recreation [2009]