“When am I gonna need to cook tiramisu? Am I going to be a chef? No. There’s three weeks left of school, give me a fuckin’ break! I’m sorry for cursing.”

-Seth, Superbad [2007]

“Check it out. I think you’d dig Provo. You could do well there.”

-Turk Malloy, Ocean’s 11 [2001]

“Only in the kitchen, Papi.”

-Kevin, Moonlight [2016]

“It’s hard not to be romantic about baseball. This kind of thing, it’s fun for the fans. It sells tickets and hot dogs. Doesn’t mean anything.

-Billy Beane, Moneyball [2011]

“You can’t say your favorite kind of cake is birthday cake. That’s like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal.”

-Tom Haverford, Parks & Recreation [2009]