“The review for ‘Shark Sandwich’ was merely a two word review which simply read ‘Shit Sandwich’.”

-Marty DiBergi, This is Spinal Tap [1984]

“It’s hard not to be romantic about baseball. This kind of thing, it’s fun for the fans. It sells tickets and hot dogs. Doesn’t mean anything.

-Billy Beane, Moneyball [2011]