“How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?”

-Uncle Rico, Napoleon Dynamite [2004]

Dev: “You see The Social Network? Max Minghella plays an Indian guy. He’s white. They browned him up.”

Ravi: “No no, I read he’s 1/16th Indian.”

Dev: “Who cares? If you go back far enough we’re all 1/16th something. I’m probably 1/16th black. You think they’re gonna let me play Blade?”

-Master of None [2015]

“A spoon cannot taste of the food it carries. Likewise, a foolish man cannot understand the wise man’s wisdom even if he associates with a sage.”

-His Holiness, The 14th Dalai Lama