“Why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food?”

-Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation [2009]

“How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?”

-Uncle Rico, Napoleon Dynamite [2004]

“Ah, well, sir, I feel like a, like a slice of butter… melting on top of a big-ol’ pile of flapjacks… yeah.”

-Private Miller, Pineapple Express (2008)