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“So I’m here in Utah. I love coming to this state. We’re talking about great people. We’re talking about lots to do. We’re talking about lots of community. And what does that give you? It gives you a place where people love to go out and eat.”

-Guy Fieri, The Mayor of Flavortown

“Let me tell you something. I haven’t even begun to peak. And when I do peak, you’ll know. Because I’m gonna peak so hard that everybody in Philadelphia’s gonna feel it.”

-Dennis Reynolds, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia [2007]

“Soon it was commonplace for entire teams to change cities in search of greater profits. The Minneapolis Lakers moved to Los Angeles where there are no lakes. The Oilers moved to Tennessee where there is no oil. The Jazz moved to Salt Lake City where they don’t allow music.”

-BASEketball [1998]