“So I’m here in Utah. I love coming to this state. We’re talking about great people. We’re talking about lots to do. We’re talking about lots of community. And what does that give you? It gives you a place where people love to go out and eat.”

-Guy Fieri, The Mayor of Flavortown

“Let me tell you something. I haven’t even begun to peak. And when I do peak, you’ll know. Because I’m gonna peak so hard that everybody in Philadelphia’s gonna feel it.”

-Dennis Reynolds, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia [2007]

“The review for ‘Shark Sandwich’ was merely a two word review which simply read ‘Shit Sandwich’.”

-Marty DiBergi, This is Spinal Tap [1984]