“Well, I think you’re stressed. That’s why you eat so much. I mean, it’s hard to get fat on the vegan diet.”

-Sid, Ice Age [2002]

“Anyway, uh, I was working as a busboy in a hotel, and uh, uh, she was sitting, drinking her coffee, and she was so beautiful, and I say hi to her. That’s how we met.”

-Johnny, The Room [2003]