“It’s hard not to be romantic about baseball. This kind of thing, it’s fun for the fans. It sells tickets and hot dogs. Doesn’t mean anything.

-Billy Beane, Moneyball [2011]

“Why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food?”

-Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation [2009]

“Ah, well, sir, I feel like a, like a slice of butter… melting on top of a big-ol’ pile of flapjacks… yeah.”

-Private Miller, Pineapple Express (2008)