“You took the wrong fluffy boy!”

-Captain Raymond Holt, Brooklyn Nine-Nine [2020]

“My boy says he can eat fifty eggs. He can eat fifty eggs.”

-Dragline, Cool Hand Luke [1967]

“SAY ADIOS TO YOUR HUEVOS!”

-Jody Domergue, The Hateful Eight [2015]

“Ah, well, sir, I feel like a, like a slice of butter… melting on top of a big-ol’ pile of flapjacks… yeah.”

-Private Miller, Pineapple Express (2008)

“You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado.”

-Weasel, Deadpool [2016]