“The review for ‘Shark Sandwich’ was merely a two word review which simply read ‘Shit Sandwich’.”

-Marty DiBergi, This is Spinal Tap [1984]

“Anyway, uh, I was working as a busboy in a hotel, and uh, uh, she was sitting, drinking her coffee, and she was so beautiful, and I say hi to her. That’s how we met.”

-Johnny, The Room [2003]

“Don’t treat me like a three-hour brunch friend!”

-Frances Halladay, Frances Ha [2012]

“You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado.”

-Weasel, Deadpool [2016]