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Hank Hill: Firm but with a little give. Yup, these are medium-rare.

Bobby Hill: What if somebody wants theirs well-done?

Hank Hill: We ask them politely, yet firmly, to leave.

-King of the Hill, Season 12, Episode 6

“Soon it was commonplace for entire teams to change cities in search of greater profits. The Minneapolis Lakers moved to Los Angeles where there are no lakes. The Oilers moved to Tennessee where there is no oil. The Jazz moved to Salt Lake City where they don’t allow music.”

-BASEketball [1998]