“She’s uh… she’s got sandy blonde hair. She’s uh… pretty good looking face, but I’m just getting really… just kinda TO’d because… I mean she hasn’t even sent me a full body shot yet.”

Kip Dynamite, Napoleon Dynamite [2004]

“Where?”

-Léon, Léon: The Professional [1994]

“Wise man say: Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.”

-Michaelangelo, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles [1990]