“When am I gonna need to cook tiramisu? Am I going to be a chef? No. There’s three weeks left of school, give me a fuckin’ break! I’m sorry for cursing.”

-Seth, Superbad [2007]

“You want us to gather on your terrace to sing a song, have a glass of wine, the three of us?”

-Justine, Melancholia [2011]

“Wise man say: Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.”

-Michaelangelo, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles [1990]