Hank Hill: Firm but with a little give. Yup, these are medium-rare.

Bobby Hill: What if somebody wants theirs well-done?

Hank Hill: We ask them politely, yet firmly, to leave.

-King of the Hill, Season 12, Episode 6

“Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.”

-Jim Halpert, The Office [2007]

Joliet Jake: Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.

Mrs. Murphy: You want chicken wings or chicken legs?

Joliet Jake: Four fried chickens and a Coke.

-The Blues Brothers [1980]