“My boy says he can eat fifty eggs. He can eat fifty eggs.”

-Dragline, Cool Hand Luke [1967]

“Anyway, uh, I was working as a busboy in a hotel, and uh, uh, she was sitting, drinking her coffee, and she was so beautiful, and I say hi to her. That’s how we met.”

-Johnny, The Room [2003]

“Ah, well, sir, I feel like a, like a slice of butter… melting on top of a big-ol’ pile of flapjacks… yeah.”

-Private Miller, Pineapple Express (2008)