“Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen.”

-Sterling Archer, Archer [2012]

“She looks like a cocktail waitress on an oil rig.”

-Scott Donlan, Best in Show [2000]

“Ah, well, sir, I feel like a, like a slice of butter… melting on top of a big-ol’ pile of flapjacks… yeah.”

-Private Miller, Pineapple Express (2008)

“He was Vietnamese, so it was spelled ‘Ph,’ but still that’s pretty jarring to see on a drivers license.”

-Officer Michaels, Superbad [2007]

Boyle: Oh, no. Crap! Oh, it’s not turning back on. Do you think Sarge is gonna be mad that I spilled “fuh” on the cam?
Diaz: He definitely will if you say pho like that when you tell him.
Boyle: I’m not gonna mispronounce it. Not while you’re rolling.

-Brooklyn Nine-Nine [2016]

“Don’t treat me like a three-hour brunch friend!”

-Frances Halladay, Frances Ha [2012]

“Take car. Go to mum’s. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.”

-Shaun, Shaun of the Dead [2004]