“Look, I have my own agenda. Harvard, out. University of Utah, in. I’m gonna get a 4.0 in damage.”

-Stevo, SLC Punk [1998]

“I’m from the South Side of the North Pole, man.”

-DJ Donnie, Fred Claus [2007]

“Wise man say: Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.”

-Michaelangelo, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles [1990]