“So I’m here in Utah. I love coming to this state. We’re talking about great people. We’re talking about lots to do. We’re talking about lots of community. And what does that give you? It gives you a place where people love to go out and eat.”

-Guy Fieri, The Mayor of Flavortown

“She’s uh… she’s got sandy blonde hair. She’s uh… pretty good looking face, but I’m just getting really… just kinda TO’d because… I mean she hasn’t even sent me a full body shot yet.”

Kip Dynamite, Napoleon Dynamite [2004]