“We’re in a pub! What’re we going to do now?”

-David, Shaun of the Dead [2004]

“She looks like a cocktail waitress on an oil rig.”

-Scott Donlan, Best in Show [2000]

“Take car. Go to mum’s. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.”

-Shaun, Shaun of the Dead [2004]