“My boy says he can eat fifty eggs. He can eat fifty eggs.”

-Dragline, Cool Hand Luke [1967]

“We’re in a pub! What’re we going to do now?”

-David, Shaun of the Dead [2004]

“Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen.”

-Sterling Archer, Archer [2012]

“May I ask, do you have any dishes that play with time? The concept of time?”

-Keanu Reeves, Always Be My Maybe [2019]

“Oh no, you’ve got to go downtown, George. It’s all downtown. Just like the song says.”

-Mr. Wilhelm, Seinfeld [1996]

“It’s in Belgium.”

-Ray, In Bruges (2008)

“If anyone orders Merlot, I’m leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking Merlot!”

-Miles Raymond, Sideways [2004]

“Mmm-mmmm. That is a tasty burger!”

-Jules Winnfield, Pulp Fiction [1994]

“You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado.”

-Weasel, Deadpool [2016]

“Take car. Go to mum’s. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.”

-Shaun, Shaun of the Dead [2004]