“Uh, guys? Olympus would be that way.”
-Hades, Hercules [1997]
“It’s hard not to be romantic about baseball. This kind of thing, it’s fun for the fans. It sells tickets and hot dogs. Doesn’t mean anything.
-Billy Beane, Moneyball [2011]
“We’re in a pub! What’re we going to do now?”
-David, Shaun of the Dead [2004]
“SAY ADIOS TO YOUR HUEVOS!”
-Jody Domergue, The Hateful Eight [2015]
“Why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food?”
-Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation [2009]
GEORGE: Salsa is now the number one condiment in America.
JERRY: You know why? Because people like to say “salsa.” “Excuse me, do
you have salsa?” “We need more salsa.” “Where is the salsa? No salsa?”
-Seinfeld [1992]
“Since you’ve all been such good boys and girls, I would like to take everybody in this entire audience out for milk and cookies. There are buses outside. Everybody follow me.”
-Andy Kaufman, Man on the Moon [1999]
“Or, instead of that, we could go see The Pixies and The Mars Volta play a show.”
-Aaron Green, Get Him To The Greek [2010]
“If I had the power, I would blow out the brains of every thief in the territory, and I despise the whiskey maker more than I do the thieves.”
-Brigham Young, Noted Utah Whiskey Distiller
“Soon it was commonplace for entire teams to change cities in search of greater profits. The Minneapolis Lakers moved to Los Angeles where there are no lakes. The Oilers moved to Tennessee where there is no oil. The Jazz moved to Salt Lake City where they don’t allow music.”
-BASEketball [1998]