“You want to find an outlaw, hire an outlaw. You want to find a Dunkin’ Donuts, call a cop.”
-Leonard Smalls, Raising Arizona [1987]
“You’re too sweet for rock and roll.”
-Penny Lane, Almost Famous [2000]
“In a tiny way, I almost feel responsible. I’m the one who sent him to Thailand in search of low-cost whistles, filled his head with pseudoerotic tales of my own Opium excursions… plus, I gave him some phone numbers of places he could score near the hotel.”
-J. Peterman, Seinfeld [1998]
“How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?”
-Uncle Rico, Napoleon Dynamite [2004]
“You can’t say your favorite kind of cake is birthday cake. That’s like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal.”
-Tom Haverford, Parks & Recreation [2009]
“Oh no, you’ve got to go downtown, George. It’s all downtown. Just like the song says.”
-Mr. Wilhelm, Seinfeld [1996]
“Ah, well, sir, I feel like a, like a slice of butter… melting on top of a big-ol’ pile of flapjacks… yeah.”
-Private Miller, Pineapple Express (2008)
“There were quite a few punks in the SLC back in ’85, but there were equally as many posers.”
-Stevo, SLC Punk [1998]
“All you got to do is make it out of here, and it’s all gravy. Every day, the rest of your life, gravy.”
-King, Platoon (1986)
“It’s in Belgium.”
-Ray, In Bruges (2008)