“You look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah.”

-Weasel, Deadpool [2016]

“I’m suggesting that you leave before I have to get snooty.”

-Maître D, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off [1986]

“My boy says he can eat fifty eggs. He can eat fifty eggs.”

-Dragline, Cool Hand Luke [1967]

“May I ask, do you have any dishes that play with time? The concept of time?”

-Keanu Reeves, Always Be My Maybe [2019]

“Don’t treat me like a three-hour brunch friend!”

-Frances Halladay, Frances Ha [2012]