“I’m gonna steal it. I’m gonna steal The Declaration of Independence.”

-Benjamin Franklin Gates, National Treasure [2004]

“In a tiny way, I almost feel responsible. I’m the one who sent him to Thailand in search of low-cost whistles, filled his head with pseudoerotic tales of my own Opium excursions… plus, I gave him some phone numbers of places he could score near the hotel.”

-J. Peterman, Seinfeld [1998]