“We all lived in the neighborhood for a couple of more years-mostly through junior high school-and every summer was great. But none of them ever came close to that first one.”

Scotty Smalls, The Sandlot [1993]

“I feel it’s like, it’s more like going a national park or something. And there’s, you know, they preserve the moose. And that’s, that’s my childhood up there on stage. That moose, you know.”

-Derek Smalls, This is Spinal Tap [1980]

“You look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah.”

-Weasel, Deadpool [2016]

“I’m just a bill. Yes, I’m only a bill. And I’m sitting here on Capitol Hill.”

-Bill, Schoolhouse Rock [1975]

“Listen, your job is to back me up, because you’d starve without me. And you, your job is to shut up.”

Sundance Kid, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid [1969]

“Check it out. I think you’d dig Provo. You could do well there.”

-Turk Malloy, Ocean’s 11 [2001]

“She’s uh… she’s got sandy blonde hair. She’s uh… pretty good looking face, but I’m just getting really… just kinda TO’d because… I mean she hasn’t even sent me a full body shot yet.”

Kip Dynamite, Napoleon Dynamite [2004]

“I’m gonna steal it. I’m gonna steal The Declaration of Independence.”

-Benjamin Franklin Gates, National Treasure [2004]

“Where?”

-Léon, Léon: The Professional [1994]

“Chekov, are you sure these are the correct coordinates?”

-Capt. Terrell, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan [1982]